I need to find either canned opossum OR a label for the can.?

I'm in need of this for a camp game. If I can get a label, I'll put it on an empty can of something and use like spam or potted meat. The purpose of the game is to see who can eat the most ';potted opossum';I need to find either canned opossum OR a label for the can.?
So do you say ';o'; possum or just plain ole ';possum'; with the o being silent?I need to find either canned opossum OR a label for the can.?
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Just go to google and type in ';canned possum';. There are both pictures of cans (so you could print it off and use it as a label), and real cans filled with non-edible material.
i doubt you can buy it, but try making a sticker label on a computer program. then you can just put the label on any can.
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Just print up a label ........who's going to be able to say that they've never seen that label before?