Friday, February 12, 2010

How do you scare opossum?

A couple of Grizzly Bears will do the trick every time.How do you scare opossum?
WOOGIE BOGGIE BOOGIE!!! Really loud with alot of jumping and handwaving.How do you scare opossum?
Hand grenades work...If you have them.
Why do you want to scare a opossum? Why not just leave it alone? If it is getting into your pet's food then feed your pet so that the food is not available to the oppossum. Whatever it is doing to bother you just make a change in what you are doing so the temptation for the oppossum is no longer there.
Pick up a long stick or a rake or a shovel or something like that and swing it at them threateningly. Actually, they're kind of scared anyway, but their natural instinct is to freeze and hope not to be noticed. Make it obvious that you notice them and that you mean them harm and they'll flee. But you have to be careful. If you don't have a weapon in your hand they can hurt you worse than you can hurt them.
If it is during the night shine a bright flashlight at it it will run like crazy!
Two words: ';Moltov cocktail';
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