Does anything say Happy Thanksgiving like opossum salad and pole dancing?

Wow, no. You are so fisticated.





We're having a Hungry Man Dinner and dry humping the meter reader.Does anything say Happy Thanksgiving like opossum salad and pole dancing?
Yep, My Mammy just mixed up a big bowl possum' salad, and Me, Pa and Jethro are gonna eat by the ceeement pond and watch Ellie May dance weith her Pole cat.Does anything say Happy Thanksgiving like opossum salad and pole dancing?
Yeh Lap Dancing and the turkey with gravy and mash. patatoes jking bout the lap dancing
opossum pole dancing
You forgot Uncle Earl's spit cup for his tobacco juices.
You might be a redneck....if that's your idea of a Happy Thanksgiving.
Going to a titty bar after dinner.
As long as Moon pies and Mountain Dew are served for desert.
modern warfare 2?
Yes, try a turkey.
You said a mouthful.
Wow, how far south do you live?
No booze?
served up in a pioneers hat!
lol
What about having KFC instead of a turkey?
no!


turkey!....but i like the pie the most.
If that's what does it for ya', who am I to judge?